Friday, September 24, 2010

It's been a tough year....

How bad is the economy ? It's SO bad...                                    source: "The News Gazette" e3 section Sept  23-29th 2010 issue]

- I got a predeclined credit card in the mail.

- I ordered a burger @ McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

- If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

- Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

- Beverly Hills & Malibu parents are firing their nannies and are learning their own children's names.

- Motel Six won't leave the lights on anymore.

- BP laid off 25 congressmen.

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