Historic heat and humidity broiled regions.
Beware People: dangerous & excessive heat warnings! True That. For real.
IT WAS SO HOT...
IT WAS SO HOT...that local swimming pools added ICE to cool down the water! for real.
IT WAS SO HOT... garden potatoes are cooking underground. All you have to do is dig em' up and add butter, salt & pepper!
IT WAS SO HOT... even the sun is looking for some shade!
IT WAS SO HOT... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!
IT WAS SO HOT... the farmers are using their fields as giant baking pans for brownies!
IT WAS SO HOT... the cows are giving evaporated milk!
IT WAS SO HOT... I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it!
IT WAS SO HOT... Many electric bills costs more than a house payment!
IT WAS SO HOT... true that a seat-belt makes a darn good branding iron!
IT WAS SO HOT... that it is just SAD!
IT"S SO DAMN HOT.....
